Tuesday, December 21, 2010

How To Build A Sand Car/dune Buggy

Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 21.

What is not written, do not bake cookies, not enough time categorically no matter what - until Christmas remained schitanye days.


Tomorrow Spain played in a Christmas raffle. On this occasion



Un tío entra en un banco y le dice a la cajera:
- A ver, quiero abrir una puta cuenta, ostia.
A lo cual la cajera responde:
- Perdone, ¿cómo dice?
- Escucha, soplapollas, he dicho que quiero abrir una fucking bank account in the balls. And I want to start now, dammit!
- Sorry, sir, but this bank does not tolerate the Vulgar language.
The cashier will then return to the bank manager:
- What's wrong with you?
And the man replies:
- My only problem is I want to open an account with 5,000 million bitch I have played the lottery in this fucking shit bank.
And the director says
- Say no more ... and this fucking bitch is touching the balls, right?

И пусть кто-нибудь из нас завтра so will go to the bank:)))

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